January 2010
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 25th
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Jan 25th
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Supervisor: Anthony, remember it's Australia Day tomorrow, so you need to wear a flag to work.
Anthony's inner monologue: Get fucked. Ohhh, get fucked. Do you seriously think I'm wearing a fucking Australian flag tomorrow? I hate you. I hate you so fucking much. You aren't even Australian, you're from New Zealand. And you look dumb in that Australian flag bandana. You're even stupider than I thought if you think I'm actually wearing a fucking Australian flag to work. Go fucking die.
Anthony: Mmm.
Jan 25th
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I, for one, am very happy about all this... →
I haven’t seen 500 Days of Summer, but a movie based on Ultimate Spider-Man sounds pretty fucking great. It also sounds a lot like The Spectacular Spider-Man, so maybe the powers at be should go ahead and renew that incredible show.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
My phone is currently MIA
And by MIA I mean I’m pretty certain someone stole it, so if you need to contact me do it by email, facebook or twitter. And if you’re the fucker that stole it, congratulations, you have won a cruise. Please return to my home to collect your tickets.
Jan 23rd
I have no phone at the moment.
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
Jimmy: I did ecstasy once. My and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having s-s-sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her v-v-vagina. Thankyou, thankyou. What a terrific audience.
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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ListenGrizzly Bear - Boy From School (Hot Chip cover) ...
Jan 21st
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
petenovez asked: How do you like the new Spoon?
Jan 20th
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Doing that annoying link thing because I'm so...
http://winnr.tumblr.com/ask http://www.formspring.me/mrkellaris
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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“$30 million not to host The Tonight Show? I’ve not been hosting The...”
– David Letterman
Jan 19th
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Jan 9th
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Jan 9th
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Suggestions for easy to watch...
I’m sick, so I’ll be spending the entire day in bed. I need some entertainment that requires minimal thought and I’ve watched everything I have far too many times.
Jan 9th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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fuck it, might as well. →
Jan 8th
Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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Jan 6th
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http://winnr.tumblr.com/ask →
Jan 6th
ListenYeah Yeah Yeahs - Rockers To Swallow TONIGHT
Jan 4th
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Jan 4th
George: I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me. Who's he?
Jerry: He's somebody.
George: What about me?
Jerry: You're nobody.
George: Why him? Why not me?
Jerry: He's good, you're not.
George: I'm better than him.
Jerry: You're worse. Much, much worse.
Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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